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Dinosaur JOKES!!!
Jokes about dinosaurs by non-dinosaurs.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop ?
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?
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Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
Q: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
Q: Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw?
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose?
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Q: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down?
Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
Q: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?
Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
Q: What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
Q: What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
Q: What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ?
Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?
Q: What family does Maiasaur belong to?
Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop ?
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?
Q: What's better than a talking dinosaur ?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
Q: Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ?
Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
Q: Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
Q: What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
Q: How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?
Q: How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ?
Q: How do you make a dinosaur float?
Q: When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
Q: What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ?
Q: What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
Q: Why don't dinosaurs ever forget?
Q: What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
Q: What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?
Q: Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
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Try and try and try and try-sarratops
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
A: A dino-saw !
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Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
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Tyrannasaurus wreck!
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dino-sewer.
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At the dino-shore
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Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
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The dino-snore!
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Tyrannosaurus tex!
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Cause they don't know how to cook
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OUT of the way!!
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Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
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What a lavaly day!
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Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
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A Dinosaucer
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Down in the mouth!
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Barney in an elevator.
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Rep Tiles
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Try Sara's Tops
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Ptera Don
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Tea Rex?
A: Find somewhere else to sleep!
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
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Anything you want. He can't hear you.
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Because she had no guts!
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Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
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Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
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Because chickens weren't around then.
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Because their eggs stink.
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Dino-mite.
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Tyrannosaurus Flex.
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Because she was a plant eater!
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Because he is a meat eater!
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Dino-sore!
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Because they wouldn't take a bath !
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The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
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Two dinosaurs !
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Anything you want, it can't hear you!
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Its Tricera-bottom.
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A Bronco-saurus !
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The Terror-dactyl !
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A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
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A Tricera-hops!
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Jurassic Pork!
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I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
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A flat Tire-annosaurus !
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Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
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A Stegosau-rust !
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A spelling bee !
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Try-Try-Try-ceratops !
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A dino-saw !
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A dino-sewer !
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Tricera-cops !
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Rep. Tile!
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To the dino-shore ! Q: Where did Velociraptor buy things? A: At a dino-store!
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A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
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One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
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The door won't close!
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Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur !
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When it's not raining!
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Any kind! A house cannot jump!
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A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
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Cheer him up!
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Because no one ever tells them anything!
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Anything she wants!
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The strawberry is red!
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So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
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Strawberry jam !
Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?
Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
Q: What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
Q: Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
Q: What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?
Q: Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ?
Q: Did the dinosaur take a bath ?
Q: What is in the middle of dinosaurs ?
Q: Where do dinosaurs get their mail ?
Q: What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
Q: What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ?
Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
Q: Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch?
Tom: I wish I had enough money to buy a dinosaur .
Laura: What would you do with a dinosaur ?
Tom: Who wants a dinosaur ? I just want the money !
Grant: I lost my pet dinosaur .
Henare: How do you know if there's a dinosaur in your refrigerator ?
Sara: Why did the Triceratops cross the road ?
Q: How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed ?
Q: Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean ?
Q: What do you call a Stegoceras with one leg?
Julie: Why are you crying?
Q: What's the best way to call a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
Q: Why couldn't the long-necked dinosaur see?
Q: What do you call a three-ton dinosaur?
Q: What time would it be, if five dinosaurs are chasing you?
Q: What did the cave man say when he slid down the dinosaurs neck?
Bob: Wow! Who stepped on your foot?
1. I can lift a dinosaur with one hand.
Little boy: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Q: What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
Q: What's better than a talking dinosaur ?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?
Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
Q: What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
Q: What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ?
Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?
Q: What family does Maiasaur belong to?
Q: Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ?
Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
Q: Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
Q: How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
Q: What is an Iguanodon's favorite playground toy?
Q: What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
Q: Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
Q: How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?
Q: How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ?
Q: How do you make a dinosaur float?
Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
Q: What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ?
Q: What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
Q: Why don't dinosaurs ever forget?
Q: What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
Q: What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?
Q: Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
Q: How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
Q: What is an Iguanodon's favorite playground toy?
Q: What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?
Q: Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ?
Q: Did the dinosaur take a bath ?
Q: What is in the middle of dinosaurs ?
Q: Where do dinosaurs get their mail ?
Q: What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
Q: What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ?
Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
Q: Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch?
Jenny: Why are you crying?
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Find somewhere else to sleep!
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Exactly the same as short dinosaurs !
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More than the dinosaur !
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Down in the mouth !
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As fur as you can get!
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Because they don't know how to cook !
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Baby dinosaurs!
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In the dark!
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Why, is there one missing?
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The letter "s"!
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At the dead-letter office!
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Her shadow!
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Out of the way!
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Long distance!
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Because they can't afford new ones!
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Hello, hello!
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That depends on how fast you carry it!
Jack: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper ?
Grant: What good would that do, she can't read!
Sunny: Look for footprints in the pizza !
Mary: She had to bring it back!
Jack: He didn't, the chicken crossed the road .
Sara: Well, why did the chicken cross the road ?
Jack: To get away from the Triceratops !
A: Your nose hits the ceiling!
A: Because there was something fishy about it!
A: Eileen (I lean)!
Sammy: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby brother.
Julie: That's no reason to cry.
Sammy: Yes it is! No one would trade me!
A: Long distance!
A: It's Tricera-bottom!
A: Bronco-saurus
A: Stegosaur-rust!
A: A tri-syrup-tops.
A: Because it had its head in the clouds!
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"Sir!"
A: Five to one!
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So long!
Fred: See that Stegosaurus over there?
Bob: Yes,
Fred: Well I didn't!
2. I don't believe you.
1. Get me a dinosaur with one hand and I'll prove it.
Little girl: The dinosaur didn't cross the road, the chicken did.
Little boy: Then why did the chicken cross the road?
Little girl: To get away from the dinosaur!
A: Dino-sore!
A: Because they wouldn't take a bath!
A: The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
A: Two dinosaurs !
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you!
A: A spelling bee !
A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops !
A: Its Tricera-bottom.
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
A: The dino-snore!
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!
A: A Bronco-saurus !
A: The Terror-dactyl !
A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
A: A Tricera-hops!
A: Jurassic Pork!
A: I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
A: A dino-sewer !
A: Tricera-cops !
A: Rep. Tile!
A: To the dino-shore ! Q: Where did Velociraptor buy things? A: At a dino-store!
A: With Tyrannosaurus checks !
A: Because she was a plant eater!
A: A dino-see-saur !
A: A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
A: As fur as you can get!
A: Because they don't know how to cook !
A: One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
A: The door won't close!
A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur!
A: Any kind! A house cannot jump!
A: A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
A: Cheer him up!
A: Because no one ever tells them anything!
A: Anything she wants!
A: The strawberry is red!
A: So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
A: Strawberry jam !
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With Tyrannosaurus checks !
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Because she was a plant eater!
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A dino-see-saur !
A: More than the dinosaur !
A: Down in the mouth !
A: In the dark!
A: Why, is there one missing?
A: The letter "s"!
A: At the dead-letter office!
A: Her shadow!
A: Out of the way!
A: Long distance!
A: Because they can't afford new ones!
A: Hello, hello!
A: That depends on how fast you carry it!
Larry: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby brother.
Jenny: That's no reason to cry.
Larry: Yes it is! No one would trade me!