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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Me
Me how?
It doesn't matter how.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Shelby
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda go for a walk?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Anudder
Anudder who?
Anudder mosquito.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana come in, its cold out here!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwain
Dwain who?
Dwain the tub, I'm drowning.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Can you do my homework for me?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Police open the door my fingers are stuck.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, owls go who, cows go moo.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Isabell..
Isabell who?
Is a bell necessary on a bike?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cowgo.
Cowgo who?
No cow go moo.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Police stop telling these knock, knock jokes.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke.
Q. Can you jump higher than a 10-story building?
Q. How do you confuse a dumb person?
Q. Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
Q. Why was the dumb person fired from the M&M factory?
Q. What do you call a man with eight legs?
Q. What do you call an ant that's cold?
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Q. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Q. What kind of car does an electrician drive?
Q. Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Q. Why is basketball so messy?
Q. What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
Q. Why was the computer afraid to land on the computer?
Q. What is the meaning of minimum?
Q. What did the pig tell the other pigs in the mud?
Q. Why did Sammy the Seal cross the ocean?
Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?
Q. Where do you bring your dog when you go shopping?
Q. I have four fingers and a thumb but flesh and bones I have none. Can you guess?
Q. What bus crossed the ocean?
Q. There were two children caught by the police: one for playing with a battery and the other for playing with fireworks. What did the police do about it?
Q. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
Q. What are the 4 days of the week that begin with the letter T?
Q. A barrel weighed 20 pounds. A man came and put something in it, now it weighs 15 pounds. What did he put in it?
Q. How do you tell which end of the worm is the head ?
Q. Why did the witch need a computer?
Q. What is the biggest pencil in the world?
Q. Why do teachers wear sunglasses?
Q. How do you make a skunk stop smelling?
Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
Q. What did the famous letter say to the other letter while they were sitting by a fan?
Q. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Q. What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?
Q. Why do giraffes have long necks?
Q. What did one eye say to the other?
Q. What do birds say when they fly over DEKA?
Q. Why can't you feed a teddy bear?
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
Q. What has four wheels and flies?
Q. Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
Q. What is a girl, has feathers and lays eggs?
Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle?
Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Q. What did the big chair say to the little chair?
Q. Why can you never get hungry in the desert?
Q. Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Q. What did the dog say to the tree?
Q. What did one flea say to the other?
Q. What kind of cola did the toad drink?
Q. How do chickens dance?
Q. What do you call a chicken running down the road?
Q. What tool do you need in math?
Q. What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Q. What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?
Q. Why wasn't Cinderella good in baseball?
Q. What did Porky Pig say to Petunia about her scrambled eggs?
Q. What do you get when you walk on two banana peels?
Q. Why did the man with one hand walk across the road?
Q. What do you get if you cross a camel and a cow?
Q. What's white and fluffy?
Q. What do you get if you cross a fairy tale with a monster?
Q. What's black and white and red all over?
Q. Why do you never clean a cows back hooves?
Q. Why do elephants paint their toenail's red?
Q. What did the bat say to his Valentine?
Q. What happened when the plastic surgeon sat close to the fire?
Q. Why was the Egyptian child confused?
Q. What did the hat say to the necklace?
Q. Did you hear about the idiot who had a pet zebra?
Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?
Q. Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window?
Q. What's the best way to catch a squirrel?
Q. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Q. Why do bees hum?
Q. How did the farmer know how many cows he had after he got back from the sale barn?
A. Of course you can, buildings can't jump.
A. Put them in a circular room and tell them to face the corner.
A. Because it's too cold out Tide.
A. He threw away all the ones with W's.
A. Spiderman.
A. Antarctica.
A. Ground beef.
Q. What do you call a pig with no legs?
A. Groundhog.
Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?
A. It doesn't matter, it won't come anyway.
A. It's time to go to sweep.
A. A Volts-wagon.
A. Because it tasted funny.
A. Because you dribble on the floor.
A. A piano.
A. Because he did not want to get stuck to the world wide web.
A. Small mother.
A. Never trust a skinny cook.
A. To get to the other tide.
A. To get to the Shell Station.
A. To the barking lot.
A. A glove.
A. A Columbus.
A. They charged one and let the other one off.
A. Doyouthinkhesawus.
A. Thursday, Tuesday, tomorrow, today.
A. A big hole.
A. Tickle the middle and see which end laughs.
A. She needed a spell check.
A. Pennsylvania.
A. Because students are very bright.
A. Cut off its nose.
A. He wanted to show his girlfriend what guts he had.
A. I never get any fan mail.
A. He thought it was a high school.
A. Sistamatic.
A. Because their feet smell.
A. Between you and me something smells.
A. Cheap, cheap.
A. Because he's already stuffed.
A. It was the chicken's day off.
A. A garbage truck.
A. Because he had no body to go with.
A. A chicken.
A. Anyone can roast beef.
A. I'm going out tonight.
A. To get to the other side.
A. To get to the body shop.
A. You're broken, I'm not.
A. Because you can eat all the sand which is there. (Sandwiches there)
A. Because of its bark.
A. Bark, bark.
A. Shall we walk or take the dog?
A. Diet croak.
A. Chick to chick.
A. Fast food.
A. Multi-pliers.
A. Smile, because there is a mile in it.
A. Doug.
A. She ran from the ball.
A. That's all yolks.
A. Slippers.
A. To get to the second hand shop.
A. A lumpy milkshake.
A. White fluff.
Q. What's pink and fluffy?
A. White fluff in disguise.
A. Beauty and the Creep.
A. A newspaper.
A. Because you might get a pat on the back.
A. To hide in cherry trees.
Q. How did Tarzan die?
A. Picking cherries.
A. I love hanging around you.
A. He melted.
A. Because his Daddy was a Mummy.
A. You hang around and I'll go on ahead.
A. He called it Spot.
A. A pork chop.
A. She wanted to see time fly.
A. Go up a tree and act like a nut.
A. Hey bud!
A. Because they don't know the words.
A. He used a cowculator.