Jokin' Jokes!

and Poetic Poems!

Joke:

Q. Why did the piece of grass cross the road.

A. To climb the tower

Poem:

Hickory dickory dock!

three mice ran up the clock

the clock struck one

and the other two got away with minor injurys!

Joke:

Q. Who is a man and is blind as a bat?

A. Bat man!

Joke:

I said to this boy my dad is in the Army

the other boy said his dad was too

I said no dad could be 2

Poem:

Jingle bells

Bat Man smells

Robin layed 2 eggs

Santa Claus fell down the chimney and broke both his legs, YAY

by Sam O and Tane H